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Jokes |
Santa
& Banta got tired
of mobile & decide
2 use pigeons. 1day a
pigeon
reaches Banta without
message. Angry Banta calls
Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a
missed call |
Santa standing on platform
suddenly jumps on the
railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't
u heard train is coming
on platform? |
Santa: I kiss my wife
everyday before leaving
for office, what about
u?
Banta: Me too, after u
leave. |
Frog:
Tumhare paas dimaag nahin
hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai &
jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne
waali kya baat thi.? |
Banta
ek ! sadhu se bola"
Baba, meri biwi bahut
pareshan karti hai, koi
upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota
to main sadhu kyun banta? |
Preeto:
Raat ko aap peeke gutter
mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub
galat sangati ka asar
hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle,
aur woh teeno kambhakt
peeten nahin. |
once
a Sardar was walking and
had a glove on one hand
and not on other so the
man asked him why did
he do so. He Replied that
the weather forecast announced
that on one hand it would
be cold and on the other
hand it would be hot. |
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A
Sardarjee buys a ticket
and wins the lottery.
He goes to Delhi to claim
it and the man verifies
his ticket number. The
Sardar says, "I want
my 20 lakhs. The man replied,
"No, sir. It doesn't
work that way. We give
you one lakh today and
then you'll get the rest
spread out for the next
19 weeks." The Sardar
said, "Oh, no. I
want all my money right
now! I won it and I want
it." Again, the man
explained that he would
only get a lakh that day
and the rest during the
next 19 weeks. The Sardar,
furious with the man,
screams out, "Look,
I want my money! If you're
not going to give me my
20 lakhs right now, then
I want my five rupees
back!"
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Once
a Sardarji was going to
his office. On the way
he slipped on a banana
peel and was badly hurt.
Next day , on his way
to the office, he noticed
a banana peel and exclaimed
"sala aaj bhi phisalna
hoga". Later after
two days, he noticed two
banana peels and exclaimed
"ari sala, aaj to
choice hai"!!!!!! |
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Santa:Q:
Why dogs don't marry?
BantaA: Because they are
already leading a dog's
life! |
Pappu, while filling up
a form: Dad, what should
I write against mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long! |
Sardar:
while riding a cycle suddenly
hit a girl!
The girl shouted: Ghanti
nahi maar sakta tha!!!
Sardar: Poori cycle to
maar di ab ghanti alag
se maroon??!!! |
Santa: "Hi, Main
Bol Raha Hoon".
Banta: "Kamaal Hain,
Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha
Hoon!" |
Santa
: Sitting on The Top of
the Mountain and Studying....
When Banta asked what
he was doing.... He replied...
Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!! |
2 sardar were fixing a
bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would
you do if the bomb explodes
while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don't worry,
I have a one more. |
Doctor to patient ( sardar)
: You will die within
2 hours. Do you want to
see any one before you
die?
Patient (Sardar) : Yes.
A good doctor. |
Sardar1:-
Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya
Dena Chahiye?
Sardar2:-Birla cement
Sardar1:-Kyun?
Sardar2:- Kyunki Is Cement
Mein Jaan Hain
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A
sardarji photographer
focusing a dead body's
face in a funeral >
function, suddenly all
relatives beat him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE" |
Sardarji gets ready ,wears
tie, coat ,goes out, climbs
tree, sits on the branch
regularly. A man asks
why he does this. Sardarji:"I've
been promoted as branch
manager." |
Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open
mouth.................
WHY? because
his doctor advised him
"Todays dinner
should be light"_-= |
SARDAR & FAMILY GO
2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES
HIMSELF I SARDAR,SHE SARDARNEE,
THE BOY MY KID & THE
GIRL MY KIDNEY.... |
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Sardarji
zebra crossing ke black
& white patte par
bar bar idhar-udhar chalte
the, woh kya rahe honge....think.............
"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA
KYO NAHI"
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| What
is the chemical formula
4 water? Sardar: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher:
what r u talking about?
Sardar:
Yesterday u said H to
O.
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Sardar
: What is the name of
your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name,
but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki
gaadi hai, Tea se start
hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.
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Sardar
was busy removing a wheel
from his auto. A man asks
sardar why are you removing
a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read
the board. Parking is
only for 2 wheeler
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Interviewer
: When is your birthday.
Sardarjee : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year
?
sardarjee : Oye Ullu ke
patte : Every year.
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On
a romantic day sardar's
girlfriend asks him, "Darling
on our engagement day
will you give me a ring?"
Sardar : "Ya sure,
from landline or mobile".
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| One
sardarji professor asked
a plumber to come to his
college. U knw Why?
Because
he wanted to check where
the question paper is
leaking...
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Sardar
told his servant: Go and
water the plants.
Servant: It's already
raining.
Sardar: So what take an
umbrella and go.
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| Sardar
comes back 2 his car &
finds a note saying "Parking
Fine" He
writes a note and sticks
it 2 pole "Thanks
4 d complement"
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| How
do you recognize a Sardar
in School? He
is the one who erases
the notes from the book
when the teacher erases
the board.
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Sardar
to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe
India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag
Dikhaya, Sardar: - Isme
aur Colour Dikhao. |
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